I know. This might be the umpteenth time I am actually coming out with a blog among the numerous pseudonyms that I might have been named after. All those weird names that I keep creating so that I can position myself like a second person, not myself but "her story, her life".
Where do I start? Ok, let's start from the beginning. Let's call me Makcik Bedah. In the Malay community, this name is termed as "someone who is very gossipy, loud in both words and fashion, and lastly, the most hypocritical person known in the Malay community". Crapz, who is not when you are talking about a two-faced work called "marketing"? Yes, ladies and gentleman, that is my industry and white-washing is my forte.
All this started with Adil's question of "Fas, you dun have a blog ker?" Well, my benevolent friend, this first entry is a response to that question you have posed me earlier on this week. The concern that I usually have would be "I don't have time to regularly update people about my life" OR "I don't think I have much photos to upload as I am a photo-phobic myself" OR "I don't think my life is worth mentioning about, in this big world with exploding world population and high inflation happening around".
Ok lar, Adil. Since you have been one of my oldest net friend, let me dedicate my first entry to attribute your question as the main trigger for this verbosity vomit that will subsequently come from me. And, folks, you know who to point that scrawny finger of yours when you see your name being mentioned [hopefully, in a positive term] in this blog.
Allow me to get some things straight. I have a boy being caned for slandering the Malay community as "dog-phobic" community, I have a man [I think] who went to prison under the sedition act and I have 2 VERY POPULAR bloggers who are at loggerheads over whose words are true and maybe, hair is prettier. Check, a few things that I will need to excuse myself from having a private tea session with "you know who".
Yeah, and this is Makcik Bedah, signing off. *wiggles her butt away*
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